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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked
Jordan’s reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got
into the car and
left.
“So how was it?” Elaine asked when
they returned home.
“Great,” Little Jordan replied.
“Did you
and your father have a good time?” asked Elaine.
“Yeah, Daddy
especially liked it,” exclaimed Jordan, [...]

FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came
face to face with a very fierce gorilla?
BERT: No, what
happened?
FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla
looked at me
and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came
closer and
closer . . .
BERT: What did you do?
FRED:
Oh, I’d had [...]

What
did the Hollywood producer say to the
Apes in the zoo when they refused
to sign contracts to appear in his
new film?
Stop playing it cagey!

Caller: Finally! I got through! I’ve been trying
to call the zoo for
hours!
Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were
busy!

An enterprising mayor of the city of
Granby,
Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo
that has become a significant tourist attraction. It has also given rise
to many unusual events.
Last September one of the star
attractions, Arnold, an Indonesian ape,
escaped to the dismay of the zoo
director. The matter was a serious one
because the members [...]

“Hey, Pop,” pleaded Angelo, “can I go to the zoo
to see the monkeys?”
“What’s the matter with you?” asked his
father.
“Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt
Maud is
here?”