Blonde – Traffic Light

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.

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Zoo jokes

Zoo visitor: What’s the new
baby hippo’s
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell
me.

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Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said
“Moving.”

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Two Choices – Have a Shay Day!

Two Choices
What would you do?….you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never [...]

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The White Rose

On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to the supermarket to buy the remaining of gifts I didn’t manage to buy earlier.
When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself: ‘It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other place to go…’
Christmas really is getting [...]

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Manure… An interesting fact

Manure:  In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer’s invention, so large shipments of manure were common.
It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became [...]

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Golf

A man’s alarm goes off at 5.00am
He casually whispers into his wife’s ear – “intercourse or golf course?”
His wife does not flinch an inch when replying – “don’t forget your sweater.”

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Jokes about Rules

GEORGE CARLIN’S NEW RULES FOR 2007New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.
New [...]

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Answer me this jokes

Do fish ever get thirsty?

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Laughter – Is it the best medicine?

When I cry, the world feels sorry for me…..
When I’m angry, the world is angry back at me…..
When I’m frustrated, the world is frustrated at me….
When I laugh, the world laughs with me…..
Humor is raw.   You can fake being happy, but it is very hard to fake being funny.
It is almost impossible to fake a healthy [...]

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Zoo jokes

You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do
you?
No. They can’t afford the admission.

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Zoo jokes

A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
ferocious
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
serious
expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out
of his
cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said
expectantly. “What bus [...]

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Zoo Keeper Joke – elephant

Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my
elephants”
Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
Zoo
Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”

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Zoo jokes

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four
elephants walking over the
hill towards him wearing
sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn’t recognize them!

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Zoo jokes

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked
Jordan’s reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got
into the car and
left.
“So how was it?” Elaine asked when
they returned home.
“Great,” Little Jordan replied.
“Did you
and your father have a good time?” asked Elaine.
“Yeah, Daddy
especially liked it,” exclaimed Jordan, [...]

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