A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
ferocious
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
serious
expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out
of his
cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said
expectantly. “What bus [...]
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Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my
elephants”
Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
Zoo
Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”
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